Randomly pushing buttons, clickety-clickety-clickety

This is a surefire technique any woman can use the next time something stops working, the Pixabella patented random button pushing approach.

Here's how it works. The next time your TV goes nutty, or your computer freezes and starts flicking between programs, just randomly press buttons. It doesn't matter which ones, or how hard, or even how fast you press them, although my belief is that randomly pressing buttons like a crazed woman gets extra points for effort.

The result is that any minor problem you had with the TV or computers will now become a massive problem that requires fixing, and of course who else to fix the problem but the other half. He hates it when I do this, his faces goes all red, he starts to tremble and splutter, then lets rip with this really amusing angry outburst about not doing the "clickety-clickety-clickety" thing and how I shouldn't come running to him when 'THAT THING' needs to be fixed or reprogrammed.

But I just smile and say sorry, and he fixes it, which has the really handy side effect of fixing the original minor problem as well, yay!

So ladies, if any of you want to get something fixed around the house or at the office, just "clickety-clickety-clickety" like a possessed woman then call a man, hah, it keeps them busy anyway and let's face it, anything we can do to get them off the couch and getting a little exercise is good for them. See ya.