Free Pizza Online

Free Pizza Online

Sometimes I would rather get free pizza online or download pizza clip art than have my flatmate cook as he is hopeless in the kitchen. The strange thing is when he talks about food and cooking you’d think he was a world class chef. I guess he has the gift of the gab.

When he’s in the kitchen he likes to think of  himself as an artist who makes pizza. Every pizza is like a new piece of art as no two are alike in looks or in taste. Maybe I should  appreciate pizza clip art instead as I don’t have to be a taste tester.:(

Lets begin, he starts making the pizza by grabbing out a pizza base from the freezer and whacking it on the oven tray. Next he organizes the pizza ingredients like the tomato paste, cheese, chicken, herbs and anything else he can find in the kitchen.

He prepares the chicken by cutting it into bite size pieces with some oil in the pan. When the frying pan is heated the chicken pieces are cooked with a secret assault of flavors.Once the chicken is cooked he sets the frying pan aside and starts preparing the pizza base.

With the tomato paste in one hand he begins to smear as much tomato paste on the pizza base as it can handle. Next a few squirts of  barbecue sauce followed by mixed herbs, ham and the chicken. Last but not least he covers the pizza in a tonne of cheese.

After 10 minutes in the oven he declares the pizza is ready. Most of the time they’re O.K, but he often gets his quantities mixed up and I would prefer a free pizza online. Lets just say that one time he put a little more chili powder on his half, but the pizza half way mark was not exactly half.

Most of the time his pizza’s are yummy but when you’re tongue is on fire all you want is a yummy free pizza online that won’t burn a hole in your mouth. I suppose I should be grateful that he is making an effort and I didn’t have to cook.

Maybe next time I’ll make a super yummy pizza and make a pizza clip art recipe card with all the ingredients and instructions on how to make a pizza. I think it doesn’t sound like a bad idea and I am sure he will appreciate the kind gesture.