Paris Hilton gets a new best friend

Paris Hilton is a woman. Yup, that about sums up what I know about her, other than all the garbage I see on TV, in gossip magazines, scattered around the Internet, and most of it is bad, the kind of bad that makes you want to cringe.

So imagine the feelings I had when I found out she's been doing a new reality show where contestants audition to be her new best friend forever?

This defies everything I believe about friends. What kind of person could you possibly be friends with if they audition to be your friend just because you're a rich celebrity?

Apparently she's picked a new best friend from the show, and despite this, is also planning a second series to pick a best friend in the UK. Wow, get people to audition to be your best friend, then before the series even finishes, kick them in the gut and tell the world you're already working on series two.